Posts tagged: trufax
if you say that you don’t like any shitty pop music at all then you’re a liar
who has a crush on me. this is very important i need this for research i am a scientist
you have not experienced true suffering until you have had to hold in a fart for an entire 2 hour yoga class
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
get your shit together
you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to
and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?
1/25 best Roseanne scenes → Nightmare on Oak Street
Roseanne Conner: These are a girl’s things, Darlene, as long as a girl is using them.