Posts tagged: the horror
when i was in china i went to the wolong panda sanctuary like a hillion jillion times to see pandababys
one hilarious thing they to do pandababys in captivity is help them poop by rubbing their tummies with warm damp cotton balls
because in the wild the panda mom will lick their tummies to stimulate the poopin
i have no idea why this is necessary but i assume it is because pandas are not very bright
ANYWAY i did unfortunately see a panda breeding video at the Chengdu Panda Learning Center
aka the Chengdu Panda Forever Nightmare Fuel Center
tl;dr never at any point in my entire life did i ever think “hm i wonder what a panda vagina looks like” and yet i now possess this knowledge
i can never again not know
this has been Story Time With Liz
good night and dog bless
i just watched 2 full minutes of breaking dawn and i am like 99% sure my IQ is now about 35
"well we won’t be your allies anymore if you don’t treat us nicely"
I don’t want you as my allies
I don’t want you anywhere near me
If you’re going to base whether or not to treat us like human beings off of the fact that we aren’t kissing your ass for being a semi-decent person you are a gross self-victimizing person and i don’t want your phony support
In the winter of 1989, photographer Michael Galinsky drove across the country recording the seismic change in America’s malls: their transformation from the shiny retail palaces of the ’80s into something weirder. Then 20 years old, Galinsky began with the Smith Haven Mall in Long Island, and drove west: through Michigan, Illinois, South Dakota, Washington State. His photographs—collected in the book Malls Across America, published this month by Steidl—document a nation that had yet to turn against the mall, and saw its culture play out in the atriums of indoor retail palaces.
remember guys, always look for professionals!
in about two months it’s going to be 7 years since 2007 and i’m not ready for that
This was the last thing I saw before I died
OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE THE OTHER NIGHT ABOUT THE ASSMILK FANART
did not want
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake