stoney321:

shabazmataz:

Here’s a secret about me.

While I love every inch of a man’s body and can find something sexy about every feature, there is something even more exciting about watching a man put on cufflinks or take them off, meticulously roll up his sleeves (3 times exactly), “shoot” his cuffs after he’s slid on a jacket, or straighten his tie. Good God, it’s like torture porn of the greatest kind. The slower he does these things, the better the show, and the more it emphasizes that he has confidence in what he’s wearing, who he is as a man, and the statement of wearing a suit.

And if he’s wearing a vest and suspenders on top of it all, I’m gonna climb the walls and tear the roof off and bite pillows and curl my toes and whimper.

EDIT: I think this might actually be some kind of butt plug… HAHAHAH! My mistake. Totally awesome how I got all personal.

EPIC. Snot/tears are waterfalling off my face from lols.