Posts tagged: lotr lols
Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.
“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”
owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth
uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions
this is why Bilbo is my hero
#cutie#I just like imagining the nazgul rider reaching up and scratching the fellbeast’s belly and saying in an ominous hissing voice#WHO. ISSSS. A. GOOD. BAHHHHHOOOYYY.#and the fellbeast thumping its tail on the ground such that one of the less structurally sound ruins collapses#god I want a fellbeast to chill with on the ruins of a recently-conquered city
i started thinking about lilo & stitch today and somehow i cant stop thinking about this