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naturemetaltolkien:

Tolkien died in 1973. Reverse it and you get 3791.
Three rings for the elven kings under the sky, seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, and one for the dark lord on his dark throne.

paramaline:

“His magic ring he kept a great secret, for he chiefly used it when unpleasant callers came.”

owns arguably the most valuable and powerful artifact in middle earth

uses it to avoid uncomfortable social interactions 

this is why Bilbo is my hero

blueandbluer:

napoldeinlove:

gardendwarf:

ideal men:

  • the rock
  • thranduil

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Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? It’s lembas, apparently.

nonomella:

nonomella:

GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT

why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged

nonomella:

nonomella:

GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT

why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged

pk-buttcheeks:

i started thinking about lilo & stitch today and somehow i cant stop thinking about this

pk-buttcheeks:

i started thinking about lilo & stitch today and somehow i cant stop thinking about this

captainofalltheships:

Chrys watches TW [x]

barrelsofdwarrows:

Billy Boyd (Pippin) stealing Sir Ian McKellen (Gandalf)’s tea and biscuits during filming for Return of the King.