Posts tagged: halp
I DON’T THINK I’M READY FOR THIS PAINFUL HORRIBLE JELLY
The most important post, I’m sure of it.
CHRIS R U OKAY
CHRIS YOU CAN’T JUST DO SHIT LIKE THIS.
NO NO NO
WHAT A GOOD BUTT
AND IF THAT’S BOSTON I’LL SHIT MYSELF
WHAT IS GOING HERE FASF;KSDGDFGJD
He’s the badonkadonk hero America deserves.
Photographer Lassi Rautiainen recently captured the profound partnership between a she-wolf and a brown bear in the wilds of northern Finland. For days, he witnessed the strange pair meet every evening to share food after a hard day of hunting. No one knows when or how this relationship was formed, “but it is certain that by now each of them needs the other.”
BRB, quitting everything to write only she-wolf/brown bear romance stories 4evah, like here’s how it started:
"Get the fuck away from me, I don’t need you," Wolf said, jerking her eyes up, away from the fresh kill.
"How long’s it been since you ate?" Bear said, slowly.
"I dunno, how long’s it been since you were a huge furry moron sticking your nose where it didn’t belong?" Wolf said.
"I’m Brownie," Brownie said. “That’s what—that’s my name."
"And I still don’t give a fuck," Wolf said.
"Fine, don’t eat," Brownie said. “But I’m not finishing it, I’m full."
"Just take it home to your kids," Wolf said.
"I don’t—have any," Brownie said.
"Yeah you do, I saw you, you—oh," Wolf said. “Okay. Me either."
Brownie said nothing, nosing into the carcass, eating another bite of viscera.
"I could—were you going to eat the heart, because—I could eat," Wolf said, flicking one ear back and forth, a quick, nervous gesture.
for those of you just turning in, helen is a MONSTER