Posts tagged: do want so much omg
Throwback Thursday (2008) - David Gandy by Lionel Guyou for Twist magazine
Sisters, not by blood, but by bond.
I WANNA WRITE A HANNIBAL BODYSWAP FIC SET IN CURRENT CANON OH MY GOD JUST IMAGINE THEM BOTH WAKING UP IN EACH OTHER’S BODIES AND ONCE THEY’VE ASCERTAINED THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY HAPPENING THEY JUST START RACING TO DISCREDIT EACH OTHER AS HARD AS THEY CAN
LIKE WILL FURIOUSLY DIGGING AROUND HANNIBAL’S HOUSE FOR EVIDENCE AND TRYING TO PLANT DOUBT IN THE MINDS OF EVERYONE WHO SPEAKS TO HIM, HANNIBAL LIKE ATTACKING CHILTON OR AN ORDERLY OR SOMETHING
WILL!HANNIBAL GOES TO VISIT HANNIBAL!WILL SO HE CAN SEE WITH HIS OWNS EYES WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HANNIWILL IMPLIES THAT IF PUSHED HE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY CONFESS TO ALL THE MURDERS AND WILLIBAL THREATENS TO CUT UP HANNIBAL’S SUITS
WE WANTS IT PRECIOUS
THIS IS GONNA START OUT SOUNDING LIKE THIS ONE SERIAL KILLER AU that was fbi agent!chris pov about peter & stiles that i can’t be bothered to look for b/c it was the first thing that came to mind
where like, peter’s a serial killer who is initially going to kill stiles but then apparently changes his mind and kidnaps him instead—like, when the fbi/police goes to where stiles had been taken from, everything matches peter’s MO but it’s incomplete. and derek’s part of the fbi but he isn’t allowed to be part of the case b/c ~conflict of interest~ but he gets consulted constantly about what peter was like, why he thinks he may have taken stiles instead of killing him, etc, etc.
and eventually they catch peter but they don’t find stiles, or they find stiles first, who plays up the victim thing, and use him to lure in peter and then let stiles go. in that case, he goes back home and hangs out with scott (actually, let’s say they’re roomies) but in later interviews with scott, he says that stiles wasn’t really all there. not in a ptsd way, but almost like he was homesick, but scott had ignored it b/c ha ha that couldn’t be right, right?
IN ANY CASE, stiles up and vanishes a while later, taking enough of his things to fit into one bag.
and a while after that, a string of murders starts up. uvu
i’m kind of torn on the method?? like, i am down w/ knives being his thing but you know me and snipers, man. stiles picking a target and following them for a while, learning their habits and their schedules, picking a good vantage point over a location they always stop or pass through, assembling his rifle up there and peering through the scope, listening to music while he waits uvu!!
and he was trained by peter so he’s meticulous about his work and careful to cover his tracks, but eventually he slips up and leaves something like a partial fingerprint behind, and connections are made!! because they’d found stiles’ fingerprints around peter’s crime scenes but they thought it was just b/c peter dragged him around everywhere, but now they’re realizing that it wasn’t because stiles was a victim but because he was an accomplice/protege.
and derek’s on the case and he calls in scott to consult b/c scott’s in the academy but he knows stiles (and derek knows how it feels to be left out of this shit, so he wants to keep scott as much in the loop as he can). and scott knows stiles and he knows his habits, AND MAYBE HE STARTS TRACKING STILES HIMSELF idk man
#this picture makes me SO ANGRY with lustful rage #it looks like some kind of sex guru derek hale AU #where he talks really sincerely about mbating #and how there’s nothing wrong with jerking it #and how everyone should look after themselves and take care of their feelings #and communicate with their partners #and he has podcasts which are basically him talking about jerking off #in a caring and sincere voice (via llassah)
My new favorite thing is the proliferation of sex blog AUs.