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griphus:

I bought a used Dorothy Parker compilation and it came with the following inscription:

12/25/70

To C.Q.:

May your labia never evidence signs of tribadistic inclinations. 

The Gillews

griphus:

I bought a used Dorothy Parker compilation and it came with the following inscription:

12/25/70

To C.Q.:

May your labia never evidence signs of tribadistic inclinations.

The Gillews

strawberry-taffy:

having an old tiny worrisome asian lady as my mother is a small burden

starlorde:

starlorde:

au where bucky/the winter soldier is stitch and steve is lilo

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xmakina:

unicorndeathrace:

I dont know who made this but whoever you are, I love you.

The greatest mashup of our generation

xmakina:

unicorndeathrace:

I dont know who made this but whoever you are, I love you.

The greatest mashup of our generation

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.

The “Everybody is done with everybody” Wedding

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

dyke:

this person.

dyke:

this person.

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

tailorofjoy:

A picture of a baby overwhelmed by pizza

frightfullytreeish:

my dad just stared really intensely at the rabbit for an extended period of time and then turned to me and whispered look at his stupid face

I can confirm that the rabbit face was particularly stupid