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Posts tagged: THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF STEREK

myfandomlife:

Sterek + Same Frame

redandbluesterek:

Stiles underestimate Derek’s hearing ability…and well…he’s just a teenager…

requested by anon :)

Anonymous
asks:
ok so like what if derek was a teen jeopardy champion. huh? HUH?!

swingsetindecember:

sharkvom:

halffizzbin:

swingsetindecember:

halffizzbin:

Anon I really dig your aggressive certainty about this because yes. YES.

Never has any suggestion more elegantly reconciled my own cherished headcanon of Teen Derek: ULTRA-NERD with the show’s actual representation of Teen Derek: POSTURING DOUCHEBAG. It is all coming together!!! DEREK HALE, DOUCHENERD.

Using his wolf senses to beat everyone else who might know the answer to the buzzer!

Giving off serious NERD ATTITUDE in his slacks and baby-blue polo shirt!

Buzzing in after another contestant answers wrong and being like WHAT ARE ‘BERSERKERS’ with such concentrated sass that the whole audience can hear the implied IDIOT at the end!!

Cockily flirting with the pretty student from Colorado at the next podium but getting scared and making an excuse when she immediately proposes that they hook up in the green room!!!

stiles and scott finding it on youtube

I MEAN

OBVIOUSLY.

"Who are the Celts?"

"No," says Alex.

The girl goes pale. A buzzer sounds.

"Derek?"

The camera settles in on Derek’s face, cleanshaven, eyes intense. “What are the berserkers,” he says flatly.

Stiles and Scott, huddled over the laptop, snort and giggle as they watch Derek’s young face, unchanging as he gains eight hundred dolllars.

On the screen, Derek says sharply, “I’ll take Stupid Answers for 800.” At ‘stupid,’ his eyes cut quickly to the girl next to him. Scott chokes on his own spit.

"Answer: Daily Double."

The sound effect plays, and the camera eases in on Derek’s face. He seems to become more stiff and absurdly angry as the audience applauds.

"How much would you like—"

"I’ll make it a true Daily Double," Derek interrupts, jaw clenched. Eyes staring directly into the camera, as if he knows, even then, that Stiles and Scott are watching.

Stiles gets a boner.

I SNORTED IN LAUGHTER I JUST COULDN’T HELP MYSELF BETP

foxedfire:

you two make a pretty good pair

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

mercuuu:

I’M CRYING THIS IS PERFECT

alphahel:

Stiles newest plan after this. sorry Derek, i’m pretty sure he won’t stop ><
au credit goes to: statisticallymorelikely

alphahel:

Stiles newest plan after this. sorry Derek, i’m pretty sure he won’t stop ><

au credit goes to: statisticallymorelikely

Stiles?”

I'm afraid Stiles isn't home right now, Derek.”

and if I recover, will you be my comfort?