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joemazzellos:

Nate Fick is like that guy that you bring home to mom and dad and is really nice to your parents and calls your mom Miss and your dad Sir and eats their food and compliments their house then later demolishes you in your childhood bedroom while covering your mouth with his hand so you don’t wake your parents up because thats impolite

devildoll:

melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

THE BUTT DUCK

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

tyleroakley:

Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.

mrjakeparker:

Aliens and dinosaurs go so very well together I think.

mrjakeparker:

Aliens and dinosaurs go so very well together I think.

basilgenovese:

Fresh Mozzarella, Pesto, Arugula, & Parmesan Bruschetta

basilgenovese:

Fresh Mozzarella, Pesto, Arugula, & Parmesan Bruschetta

scumstains:

OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS

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THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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