Posts tagged: SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM
"And the conclusion I’ve drawn… is that you are dangerous."
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
10/10 would watch 1000 times
this is gonna be awkward if you meant some other holly but yes this is the stuff on which dreams are made!!! vin diesel is so cute when he is shy, all scuffing his shoes and looking up at you through his eyelashes. and you know world’s greatest man dwayne the rock johnson has an a+ flirt game that will make him feel sexy and classy at the same time. like, he’ll bring them coffee in the morning and lean over the outside wall of vin diesel’s cubicle and smile and vin diesel’s heart would flutter and no i am not writing self-insert fic where i am vin diesel but like just think of the KISSING.
i’m having a lot of inappropriate feelings.
GRUFF MEN WITH GRAVELLY VOICES MAKIN’ PLANS
COMING UP WITH DIFFERENT PUNCHLINES TO TRICK A TRICKSTER AND MAYBE STOPPING AT THE ARBY’S DRIVETHRU TO GET SOME FOOD ON THEIR WAY TO GET GOING ON THEIR PLANSSSSSSSSS
"Never go after a werewolf at full strength," Gerard said, one of those first early hunts Chris was allowed on, hanging back, trying to hide his fear, watching Kate’s eager face and wondering how she did it so easily.
"The trail’s fresh," Kate said, at the mouth of the cave. "I don’t see—"
"We can wait," Gerard said. "A full grown werewolf needs more than the handful of grubs and dead bats he’s going to find in there. Let him get hungry, weak. Wait until he’s desperate enough to make a mistake."
It’s quiet in the car, Derek’s hands folded neatly over his knees. In jail they were given turkey sandwiches wrapped in cellophane. Fruit cups. A couple bags of pretzels that looked like they were from the vending machine.
"Hungry?" Chris says.
"I’m fine," Derek says. Chris turns into the next drive-through anyway.
"Chicken sandwich," he says into the intercom. Glances over at Derek. Healing takes a lot out of a werewolf, Gerard always said, grinning. "Two double bacon cheeseburgers, a—you want a shake?" he says.
"You don’t have to—"
"Vanilla or chocolate," he says.
"Vanilla," Derek says quietly.
Hugh Dancy and Mads Mikkelsen as Sid Vicious and Andy Warhol
this is all i have ever needed and i didn’t know it till now.