is that your judging face?

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

Source: himynamesray

Notes: 127456 5/17/13 — 8:11pm Filed under: #CRYING LAUGHING IDEK #oh my god #did he #did he just drop his phone on a baby in the NICU #im cry lols #im cry lols forever until the end of all time #halp #AU SECOURS #infomercials #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #obnoxious cackling #omg #OMG #O M G

motherjones:

foulmouthedliberty:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

Just be you, Vermont.

Source: poptech

High-res Notes: 22898 5/11/13 — 1:01pm Filed under: #seriously america what the shit #i cannot fucking even

THE EXPERIMENT CONTINUES

Shock Absorber sports bra in 32F arrived today

i am die of lols forever and ever

there are no cups

it’s just flat material

no cups in an F cup bra

there is actually less material than on the 36D one i have that is the exact same brand and model

i can’t even close it around my back

sigh

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 4 4/24/13 — 1:12pm Filed under: #BOOBGATE 2013 #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #i am so fucking sick of all these posts telling women that we're DOING IT WRONG somehow

Source: sockerbubbla.blogspot.se

Notes: 4969 4/16/13 — 6:33pm Filed under: #holy shit this is awesome #i cannot fucking even #NEXT TIME DO IT NAKED THO #unf #hello boys #i definitely can't do this #would not even attempt

drunkonstephen:

How do YOU view the Republican party survey.

Source: drunkonstephen

Notes: 55450 4/4/13 — 8:30pm Filed under: #stephen colbert #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #seriously america what the shit #no fuck YOU #GTFO

literally crying with hysterical lols

just saw a truck emblazoned with red and black bull’s-head graphics

for something called POWERFUL YOGURT

it’s MAN YOGURT FOR MANLY MEN WHO ARE MANLY AND HAVE PENISES

MEN WHO CANNOT EAT LADY YOGURT CAUSE IT MIGHT MAKE THEM FAGGY LITTLE HOMOS OR GROW VAGINAS OR SOMETHING IDK

it’s

i can’t

it’s regular plain non-fat greek yogurt

you guys

cryin lols

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 14 3/15/13 — 3:44pm Filed under: #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #oh the humanity #CRYING LAUGHING IDEK #MAN YOGURT #FOR PENISES

charlidos:

A beautiful close-up on the happy couple. Tom ♥ puppy.

Source: charlidos

High-res Notes: 672 3/11/13 — 9:40pm Filed under: #SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM #SCREAMING FOREVER SCREAMING #halp #no #i cannot #i can't #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #je refuse #yo no can #AU SECOURS #shrieking into my fists #tom hardy ruins lives #LIFE RUINERS #OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY #puppy what are you doing #oh my god that little puppy face #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #animals #I WANT TO CUDDLE PUPPIES WITH TOM HARDY #this is a grave injustice #my life is the hardest life

Source: extremetanning

Notes: 102526 3/11/13 — 9:35pm Filed under: #holy shit this is awesome #omg #OMG #OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY #vid #sheep #puppy what are you doing #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #animals

everyonesahero:

puppywonderland:

8 week old pomeranian puppies.

THESE ARE NOT REAL DOGS

Source: puppywonderland

Notes: 24480 3/11/13 — 8:16pm Filed under: #SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM #SCREAMING FOREVER SCREAMING #OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY #HALP #LOOKIT THE BABBY #eeeeee #EEEEEEEEEEE #eeeeeeeee #EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #oh my god that little puppy face #omg puppies #puppy what are you doing #i will smish you #all the cuddles #i will kiss your puppy nose #PUPPY NOSES ARE FOR PUPPY KISSES #animals #i am dying oh my god #vid

hadeniikuze:

fairy-wren:

Red Kite misjudges dive on a scrap of fallen meat only to be ambushed by a Canada Goose.

(photos by Craig Sluman)

Oh my gods.

Just.

That FACE. XD

Source: fairy-wren

Notes: 6982 3/6/13 — 2:49pm Filed under: #CRYING LAUGHING IDEK #OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY #i can't #no #i cannot #je refuse #yo no can #I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN #birdies #halp #GPOY #i am that kite #that kite is me #we are as one