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Posts tagged: I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN

vincisomething:

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

when ur trying to escape from bad guys in a video game but it attracts more bad guys

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I’M LAUGHING BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY ON THE ROOF, THAT SOME OF THEM ARE FALLING OFF

i’m used to guys being shitdouches about various women’s issues but oh my god when a woman sanctimoniously insists that feminism is unfair and that misandry is real then motherfuckers best run because you have woken the dragon and you’re about to get burnt

abomasnow:

i’m going to propose to my future husband by putting the ring up my ass and asking him to finger me

festivenniall:

alLIES STARTETD THE LGBTQIA MOMVEMNET? ?????? ALLIES ?????? WHERE WERE YOU ????? WHERE ??????? WHERE WERE YOU WHE N PEOPLE WERE DYING IN THE STREETS ????????? WHWRERE WERRE OYU AT STONEQWALLL????? HUH ???????? YOU ASTARTED THER LGFBTQIA MOMVEMEN T?????????? ////////!!!!!!???? YOU ARE MOR E IMPORTANT BC YOU ARE HT E MAJOROTUIY?????????? IM GOING TO POOP A BRICK IMK GOING TO POOP OUT AN ENTIRE HOUSE 

festivenniall:

alLIES STARTETD THE LGBTQIA MOMVEMNET? ?????? ALLIES ?????? WHERE WERE YOU ????? WHERE ??????? WHERE WERE YOU WHE N PEOPLE WERE DYING IN THE STREETS ????????? WHWRERE WERRE OYU AT STONEQWALLL????? HUH ???????? YOU ASTARTED THER LGFBTQIA MOMVEMEN T?????????? ////////!!!!!!???? YOU ARE MOR E IMPORTANT BC YOU ARE HT E MAJOROTUIY?????????? IM GOING TO POOP A BRICK IMK GOING TO POOP OUT AN ENTIRE HOUSE 

WOW SOMEONE BROUGHT THEIR SICK CHILD INTO WORK TODAY

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH PEOPLE

and yo spare me the fucking arguments that oh maybe they can’t afford a sitter or maybe they can’t afford to take a day off because seriously they are the 1%

maclonna:

who the hell even makes these

maclonna:

who the hell even makes these