Posts tagged: I CANNOT FUCKING EVEN
I cannot…describe what Mallory has done to an already terrifying book:
“Can you take someone else’s Real,” he asked, “or are you stuck getting it on your own?”
The Skin Horse looked at the Rabbit then.
“What I mean is,” the Rabbit said carefully. “If something else was already Real. Could you take it from them, and keep it for yourself.”
“No,” the Skin Horse said, and his voice was a crawling black thing across the floor. “You can’t take Real from another toy.”
But the Rabbit wasn’t finished. “Can you take the Real out of a boy? Can you take his heart in your own self and leave him with a sawdust heart on the nursery floor in your place?”
And the Skin Horse did not say anything.
“I suppose you are real?” said the Rabbit. And the Skin Horse was afraid for the first time in a long time.
i’m used to guys being shitdouches about various women’s issues but oh my god when a woman sanctimoniously insists that feminism is unfair and that misandry is real then motherfuckers best run because you have woken the dragon and you’re about to get burnt
i’m going to propose to my future husband by putting the ring up my ass and asking him to finger me
alLIES STARTETD THE LGBTQIA MOMVEMNET? ?????? ALLIES ?????? WHERE WERE YOU ????? WHERE ??????? WHERE WERE YOU WHE N PEOPLE WERE DYING IN THE STREETS ????????? WHWRERE WERRE OYU AT STONEQWALLL????? HUH ???????? YOU ASTARTED THER LGFBTQIA MOMVEMEN T?????????? ////////!!!!!!???? YOU ARE MOR E IMPORTANT BC YOU ARE HT E MAJOROTUIY?????????? IM GOING TO POOP A BRICK IMK GOING TO POOP OUT AN ENTIRE HOUSE
WOW SOMEONE BROUGHT THEIR SICK CHILD INTO WORK TODAY
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH PEOPLE
and yo spare me the fucking arguments that oh maybe they can’t afford a sitter or maybe they can’t afford to take a day off because seriously they are the 1%
who the hell even makes these