Posts tagged: GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT FACE
THIS IS OBSCENE
Hoechlin+ glasses.
forthesakeofyourwolvelihood:
I‘M NOT A HERO
WHO KEEPS RUINING MY LIFE
BUCKET LIST FOR SEASON 3:
1. Openly weeping
2. Those silky little shorty-short cross-country shorts, dirty sneakers, nothing else, hands on hips, breathing hard, hot red flush in his cheeks, chest heaving, on a rocky, pine-needled forest path, thin splatter of mud on his shins.
HELEN NO
PLZ STAHP
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One of these days I’m going to write a sonnet about how Dylan O’brien’s eyelashes ruined me. It’ll go something like this:
Oh feathered lash that I did seek
that batted twixt thy brow and cheek
A lushness elsewhere I can’t find true
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you