Posts tagged: AHAHA
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
Me and my husband making our way to the buffet line
Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
because if we stay near each other while laughing we will become magnetized and be pulled together and morph into the ultimate black
last night while i was at a party this girl kept coming up to my friends and i and every time she did she would start rubbing my butt like she would be talking to one of my friends and as she was her hand would slide down and just start rubbing and squeezing my butt and i didnt realise how weird that was until i thought about it just now
i found a lawyer will graham can trust