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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I mean, it looks a lot like your judging face.</description><title>is that your judging face?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @drinkmasturbatecry)</generator><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9f7183a5ff6f98712cb9091f953a215c/tumblr_mlda1yMUGR1rafdwyo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ba6226d9537447092b28fa41093e93c/tumblr_mlda1yMUGR1rafdwyo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef265d998f33c5763d70bf7baf648c39/tumblr_mlda1yMUGR1rafdwyo3_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50837681229</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50837681229</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:24:42 -0400</pubDate><category>gravity falls</category><category>i guess i should start watching this already</category><category>Q</category></item><item><title>apolloablaze:

ah yes…. the smell of victory</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a654946996b911b35e24c41be7a1a81/tumblr_mn15noWLxl1rwaia3o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://apolloablaze.tumblr.com/post/50791072819/ah-yes-the-smell-of-victory" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;apolloablaze&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;ah yes…. the smell of victory&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50836888448</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50836888448</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:14:00 -0400</pubDate><category>the horror</category><category>THE HORROR</category><category>do not want</category><category>gross sobbing</category><category>wtf tumblr</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/167d60d87fb65318cf75724695f32a8a/tumblr_mla8olYAgO1s7e1zho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50836497924</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50836497924</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 14:09:26 -0400</pubDate><category>CRYING LAUGHING IDEK</category><category>lol arts</category><category>best</category><category>SO TASTY</category><category>SO NUTRITIOUS</category></item><item><title>high-functioningginger:

And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://high-functioningginger.tumblr.com/post/50628279736/and-the-righteous-man-spoke-unto-the-prophet-kevin" target="_blank"&gt;high-functioningginger&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the Righteous Man spoke unto the Prophet Kevin “I present you with keys to our dwelling. Do not betray this trust with merriment and wine.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And the Prophet replied “Fear not, for I have no one to make merry with” And the Righteous Man gazed sorrowfully at him and spake no more.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Chuck 8:23&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50834831219</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50834831219</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:47:53 -0400</pubDate><category>obnoxious cackling</category><category>accurate</category><category>spn</category><category>omg</category></item><item><title>wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/50831758475/i-really-hope-yahoo-doesnt-fuck-up-tumblr-like" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;wilwheaton&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50832440789</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50832440789</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:16:29 -0400</pubDate><category>lol irl</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a171949259d027c1091a372a6253ad7/tumblr_mmyon4QQgz1r3wcbxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/13e58188492f8d25ed16a738de7ec6cd/tumblr_mmyon4QQgz1r3wcbxo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e01ce36cac418f468ceadc0956dcd53a/tumblr_mmyon4QQgz1r3wcbxo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50831286878</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50831286878</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:01:02 -0400</pubDate><category>obnoxious cackling</category><category>hannibal</category><category>halp i have been emotionally and gastronomically compromised by a suave and charming cannibal</category><category>I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS RITUALISTIC SERIAL KILLER DINNER PARTY</category></item><item><title>rabioheab:

grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rabioheab.tumblr.com/post/46815613412/grandpa-tell-us-some-of-your-old-battle-stories" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;rabioheab&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50831249175</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50831249175</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:00:33 -0400</pubDate><category>lol irl</category></item><item><title>sodamnrelatable:

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/44360621099/i-feel-tumblr-people-will-be-the-best-parents" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;sodamnrelatable&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5tvdF1V11r67tjt.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50830000595</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50830000595</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:41 -0400</pubDate><category>AHAHA</category><category>omg</category><category>what is happen</category><category>WHAT IS HAPPEN</category><category>i am dying oh my god</category></item><item><title>laughburnscalories:


me everywhere

(via:laughburnscalories)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0c781a464e6e6e65f841be146e92808/tumblr_mheir46lax1qhm9xuo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughburnscalories.tumblr.com/post/42232963337/me-everywhere-via-laughburnscalories" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;laughburnscalories&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;me everywhere&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughburnscalories.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;laughburnscalories&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829975195</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829975195</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:20 -0400</pubDate><category>GPOY</category><category>ALL DAY EVERY DAY</category><category>beyonce</category></item><item><title>raddcity:

xX</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95bdf9fb3a8ecc1d282eb5e91261089f/tumblr_mma0ckSPsi1qjs4bao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://raddcity.tumblr.com/post/49590807017/xx" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;raddcity&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;xX&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829954047</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829954047</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:04 -0400</pubDate><category>nom</category><category>donuts</category><category>get in mah belly</category><category>do want</category><category>ALL THE GRABBY HANDS</category><category>gimmeh</category><category>i am not allowed the sugar</category><category>DRAMATIC LACTOSE INTOLERANT SOBBING</category></item><item><title>cascentric:

rebloggable per request</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08a8844c8012a86b340d57dae6aba7bb/tumblr_mmrrgyyFcx1s73bhbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://cascentric.tumblr.com/post/50396778504/rebloggable-per-request" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;cascentric&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;rebloggable per request&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829583035</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829583035</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category><category>i hope you stabbed him in the face anon</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh1ncmsnq1rnptcno1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829502457</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829502457</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:36:53 -0400</pubDate><category>SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM</category><category>so adorable omg</category><category>im cry lols</category><category>oh my god that little puppy face</category><category>THAT LITTLE FAAAACE</category><category>halp</category><category>obnoxious cackling</category><category>puppy wh</category><category>WHEE</category><category>I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIS LITTLE FEETS</category><category>FEETIES</category><category>omg</category><category>i will kiss your puppy nose</category><category>PUPPY NOSES ARE FOR PUPPY KISSES</category><category>animals</category></item><item><title>basilgenovese:

Double Chocolate Cream Puff, via The Cozy Apron</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c87b7848b85df7db2e0193af49afae4e/tumblr_mmz2vpNeZV1rltmgco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://basilgenovese.tumblr.com/post/50697413519/double-chocolate-cream-puff-via-the-cozy-apron" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;basilgenovese&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Double Chocolate Cream Puff, via &lt;a href="http://thecozyapron.com/big-dreamy-double-chocolate-cream-puffs-and-the-cozy-apron-turns-one/" target="_blank"&gt;The Cozy Apron&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829324603</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829324603</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:34:00 -0400</pubDate><category>nom</category><category>get in mah belly</category><category>do want</category><category>i am not allowed the sugar</category><category>DRAMATIC LACTOSE INTOLERANT SOBBING</category><category>this is my favourite new food blog fy</category><category>i</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19dcb2fe90f3aa814537f77f66dea001/tumblr_mh65i8M3Dy1r3xekao1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829273741</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829273741</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:33:46 -0400</pubDate><category>eeeeeeee</category><category>kitteh what are you doing</category><category>so adorable omg</category><category>animals</category><category>leetle peenk toes</category><category>i will smish you</category><category>oh my god that little face</category></item><item><title>snapchatting:

fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/44808579677/fuck-u-and-ur-better-version-of-my-failed-text" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;snapchatting&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;fuck u and ur better version of my failed text post&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829214727</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829214727</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32:59 -0400</pubDate><category>for serious</category><category>FOR FUCKING SERIOUS</category></item><item><title>
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just...</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829192523</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829192523</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32:40 -0400</pubDate><category>AHAHA</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb7473e91cd3b9e89e05f8b3c3289f5a/tumblr_mkn8u7MgJK1rq9ek2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829174080</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829174080</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32:24 -0400</pubDate><category>hey ladies</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80b70035b66a4dc3b607ddddaee5cc15/tumblr_miccaaaxHY1ronlayo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829155339</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829155339</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:32:09 -0400</pubDate><category>omg</category></item><item><title>

Natalie Dormer &amp; a sugar cube [x]

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14f27e95cdc510817bcc6505b1683aae/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88d3a6196e18cdf78b97be7975e3bcb7/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17a5013717d1ff61492d41646654a14e/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6dbb0d365af3463ad3fcf508bef3ddff/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo4_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a1ccc5d8541bebca4d731659c1f0ca2/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33c77553176f152a7d1a6838643a1e47/tumblr_mn0z71vl701qblevxo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;Natalie Dormer &amp; a sugar cube [&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjuQ8V4YMBY" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829140143</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50829140143</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:31:56 -0400</pubDate><category>craigy fergy</category><category>natalie dormer</category><category>MY PRECIOUSSSS</category><category>be my vampire bride</category><category>LET ME LOVE YOU</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3cfca72df1a258be047d8f1551efd4b/tumblr_mmwkwnkj0u1qbsh19o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1344fa2011fea967ca0d5bb142c5d20/tumblr_mmwkwnkj0u1qbsh19o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50828699697</link><guid>http://drinkmasturbatecry.tumblr.com/post/50828699697</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:25:53 -0400</pubDate><category>lol irl</category><category>hannibal</category><category>halp i have been emotionally and gastronomically compromised by a suave and charming cannibal</category><category>I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS RITUALISTIC SERIAL KILLER DINNER PARTY</category></item></channel></rss>
