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aeromachia: sergeantprnz: WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS IT TRIES TO PICK YOU UP AT THE GYM BY TELLING YOU THAT YOUR LEVEL OF FITNESS IS CONGRUENT WITH THE ATHLETICISM OF THEIR PREFERRED SEX POSITIONSdid not want

aeromachia:

sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

IT TRIES TO PICK YOU UP AT THE GYM BY TELLING YOU THAT YOUR LEVEL OF FITNESS IS CONGRUENT WITH THE ATHLETICISM OF THEIR PREFERRED SEX POSITIONS


did not want

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High-res Notes: 24404 12/14/11 — 2:53pm Filed under: #AHAHA  #lol irl  #idek 
 
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