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i have a vicious migraine and i am all out of imitrex because i am a stupid fucking assbag and when i refilled the prescription today i told them i would pick it up tomorrow afternoon instead of putting pants on and going 2 blocks to the fucking store

and now i can’t do anything about it until 9am

in related news guess who is not going to work tomorrow

Anonymous
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Round 2. Awww yeah, I'll have you know I'm introducing "super gritty vajeeper" into the dressing room, and no one can stop me, not even Satan, not today. -Aries

YES EXCELLENT

Anonymous
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I'm still alive and happy at my strip club. Happier, actually. I've taken to screaming at bad customers, "NOT TODAY, SATAN." -Aries

omg

so anyway my dog might be a racist

im upset

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refillĀ